Magic Spell Game

[Miss Severus]

The person above me casts a spell of _____ because...
This is another game that involves the username above you. Decide what kind of spell that person should have and then make up a reason why you picked it. The spells don't have to be from the books; you're free to make them up.
Example:

Poster 1: Miss Severus casts a spell of super-hearing because she can hear everything her students say even when she's on the other side of the school.
Poster 2: (Poster 1's name) casts a spell of absurdity for the wild ideas he or she has about the headmistress being able to hear anything.
Poster 3: (Poster 2's name) casts a spell of humorous action because I couldn't think up a more creative spell than that...not necessarily because he or she is funny at all.

The game will continue in this format. Again, be creative, and don't pick anything harsh or vulgar. Remember the House Points Rule!

[Kyle XY Potter]

Miss Severus casts a spell of obsession because she's an obsessive fan of 'Smallville.'

[Miss Severus]

Kyle XY Potter casts a spell of sparkly tags because he wants people to join the Dark Side (and he's sparkly!)

[Kyle XY Potter]

Miss Severus casts a spell of justice because she has Tom Welling in her signature and has Kryptonian love. (whatever that means)

[Minerva]

Kyle XY Potter casts a spell of saving the world because his motto is either save the cheerleader or save nothing at all.

[Miss Severus]

Minerva casts a spell of keenness because her keen eye notices little things like Kyle XY Potter having to save a cheerleader to save the world.

[Minerva]

Miss Severus casts a spell of heroism because she has to notice things like cheerleaders and saving the world from guys who take your brain.

[ginnyfan81]

Minerva casts the rock crushing spell because she easily gets pissed off.

[Miss Severus]

ginnyfan81 casts the penguin power spell because his avatar says it all ;D